1. |
Leash Kid
00:37
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I ain't no fun to be around
I'm always screaming and falling down
I love running in front of cars
Can't you tell by all my scars?
I'm a leash kid
I'm a fucking leash kid
I'm a leash kid
Drink what I find under the sink
I put windex in my juice drink
I'll find yer dildo I'll find yer pot
I cover everything I touch in snot
I'm a leash kid
Proud to be a leash kid
I'm a leash kid
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2. |
NO!P.D.
00:45
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Don't look at me I ain't doin nothin
Don't look at me I'm just going home
Don't look at me you must be bored
Don't look at me just leave me alone
NOPD is no PD
NOPD is murderers and thieves
Don't look at me I live here too
Don't look at me I'm skating away
Don't look at me you dumb pig jerk
Don't look at me yer a dum gay
NOPD is no PD
NOPD is murderers and thieves
Don't look at me you don't know what to see
Don't look at me you don't know what to see
Don't look at me you don't know what to see
You don't know shit NOPD
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3. |
Yer Problem
00:30
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I don't care about the drugs you do
I don't care about the girls you screw
I don't care what you know is true
I don't wanna hear you talk about you
Can't you see I'm done with the conversation
Self centered thoughts with no destination
All about yer problems there is no collaboration
When's it about me? Guess I'll keep waiting
I don't care what you did with yer life
I don't care what you think is right
I don't care how you came out on top
I don't care so fucking stop
I can see it in yer eyes you don't even care
Yer not saying anything just talking to move air
It's yer problem not mine
It's yer problem not mine
It's yer problem not mine
It's yer problem I'm fine
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4. |
Solid Mass
00:48
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I am a solid mass
My body's made up all of mass
I'd take a long time to destroy
Cuz I'm a solid mass
I am a solid mass
I'm in yer way I'm in yer path
Doesn't matter what else I am
Cuz I'm a solid mass
I am a tangible thing
I am existing
I am made of solid mass
I'm a solid mass
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5. |
Born Too Late
00:49
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Born too late to have some fun
By killing someone knowing that I'll get away
Why was I born too late?
Born too late and now there's phones
And guns and shit and all these people I fuckin hate
Why was I born too late?
I look back on history
And want a time machine
But I'm bad at quantum physics
So I know it'll never be
Cuz I was born too late to ride a dinosaur
What's more, all the animals I would have ate
Why was I born too late
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6. |
Paid For Torture
00:32
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It's not how it's supposed to be
Is this shit we really need?
Money for exhaustion
Getting paid to bleed
Is this shit we really need?
Trade my time for sleep
Trade my sweat to eat
Trade my life to be
This is defeat
No one needs this fucking shit
And I kill myself making it
It's a fucking waste of time
Tradition cause we keep doin it
Trade my time for sleep
Trade my sweat to eat
Trade my life to be
This is defeat
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7. |
Fuck My Boss
00:48
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Fuck my boss he makes me wear a hat
He doesn't listen to punk and punk is where it's at
He sends me home when I show up sauced
I don't give a fuck I'm gunna fuck my boss
Fuck my boss?
I'll fuck my boss!
I think he's worried he sees me staring
Says some dum shit and I keep on glaring
He thinks we'll fight he thinks we'll box
But I'll just find him in the cooler and I'll fuck my boss
Fuck my boss?
I'll fuck my boss!
Talks like a douche, he's got a bad attitude
One second he's my friend the next he's rude
Better watch out my pants are around my socks
I'll get my paycheck then I'll fuck my boss
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8. |
Break Your Stuff
01:24
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Smash yer amp and burn the rug
Now you gotta play unplugged
Kill yer dog and smash the car
Make mulch outta yer guitar
Break yer stuff
Bust the couch and smash the tub
Break it all break all yer stuff
Throw yer mirror on the floor
Stab some knives into the door
Break yer stuff
Rip yer clothes and squish the cheese
Cinder block on yer tv
Take yer computer and smash it good
Burn yer house, it's made of wood
Break yer stuff
It's fun to break yer stuff
You gotta break yer stuff
Or I'm gunna break yer fucking stuff
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Out of order like most payphones
Can't be controlled, I'm not a remote
I do what I want to, like an eagle
I'm a punk ass eagle
And broken glass
My nest is evil, things die there
Don't ring my doorbell, I'm not home
Now you run away
And you better hurry
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Shoeless wizards doing acrobalance
Naked trying to hone their talents
Drunks and hippies all over the place
It's a total fucking disgrace
I hate the park
Dumbass old time jam sessions
Yuppies getting yoga lessons
A guy that won't watch his dog
And a brain dead bum that wants to talk
I hate the park
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10. |
Use Logic You Retard
00:38
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You think you don't know but you can comprehend
So if you just pause a second you might understand
Thinking is easy so why don't you do it?
What you don't know can hurt you, yer stupid
Devise from observation
assess the situation
Why wouldn't you wanna figure it out?
Why wouldn't you fucking try?
You say that it's because yer distracted
But you got aborting fucking life
Think you can do it all by yourself
Then why do you always need my help?
Bitch and moan like yer being killed
Just read a book and fucking chill
Devise from observation
Assess the situation
Yer ignorant and unaware
Stubborn and yer staying there
You tell me you just don't care
Then you say it isn't fair cuz yer dum
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11. |
Electric Ant
00:31
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Found my filter in my head my reality contained within
I shredded it and sheared it and everything changed as I did
My insane lies have ruined my mind
I thought they were fixed but they were never defined
I made my future halt, it was all my fault
My reality is torn up in my hands
Relative death was my demand
Electric ant
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12. |
Talk Too Much
00:43
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You talk over people with yer arrogant position
You talk over people and complain they don't listen
Yer just an fool going blah blah blah
Yer just an idiot I'm gunna break yer jaw
You talk too much
Why don't you choke from the words in yer mouth?
Why don't you gag from the bullshit coming out?
Always wanna explain it but never wanna do it
Oh my god yer so fucking stupid
You talk too much
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13. |
Bikeage
00:38
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Leave it to the youth to drink and skateboard all day
I'm late to my bar tending job so please get outta my way
I have to get up early cuz my parents are here for the weekend
So could you be a little quieter when yer dropping in the deep end?
We're in the bike age
No more skateboard rampage
We're in the bike age now
I gotta fixed gear
I gotta live here
I quit drinking beer
Dum old punk my end is near
You fuckin gave up
You fuckin fell out
You fuckin grew up
Yer a fuckin sell out
We're in the bike age
No more skateboard rampage
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14. |
Melody In F
01:10
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